Cat Stories: It was Horrible

I just woke up. It was a terrible, awful wake up. As I type, the perpetrator is cuddling  up to our dog looking all cute and innocent. My dream, it was a pretty nasty nightmare, so I already awoken distraught. But. BUUUUUUT what happened as I woke up was probably worse.

Baby, that little monster, she was playing with SPIDERS on the wall. Guess what she did. Guess. I bet you have a good idea. Baby threw the Spiders on me! They were hand-sized spiders with long legs, not cute little jumpers. I had spiders thrown on me this morning!!! Oh my gosh, it was so horrible. I know they were just cobweb spiders, but Oh my Gosh. Baby what the hell?